

I’d lock you up as a punishment but you couldn’t feel more lonely! Oh Hades, please, aren’t you forgetting Persephone? You’ll be lambasted so be braced for what you’re still yet to face! I’ll fucking chain you to the rocks like your old pal Prometheusīoth of you, please, you make Casanova look chaste! My verses are so deadly I spit them thrice like Cerberus Power to send you both to hell as in my wake you cower! You sent me to rock bottom but I don’t mind, I’ve got the power God of both the dead and riches, and you’ve got some debts to pay! I’ve taken too much shit throughout the years to lose to you today

I may have not become the king but at least I’m not Hades! You’ll be sent to the stars like both Orion and the pelaides What’s a measly thundershock when I Typhon your ass?Īnd you married your own sister? Do you have a single ounce of class? IF IT’S COMBAT YOU WANT BITCH I’LL MAKE YOUR EARS ACHE! Three pronged like a boss I’ll let the earth and seas quake The god of the Sky is here and ready to give you what you deserve!įrom the oceans to the seas, from the rivers to the lakes!Ī battle with the mightiest god, Poseidon, was a mistake! We know I’m the best, that’s why I’m not ruling in the Underworld! You’re weaklings, you know! I’d rather face one of my daughters! I’ve spawned demigods and heroes while Posie just made a monster! I am motherfucking Zeus! The king of the gods!īeaten by both my bitching brothers? What are the odds? Striking you high up from Olympus, over one thousand volts! You want a shocking entrance? Have a thunderbolt! It features ruler of the gods and god of thunder, Zeus, against god of the sea, Poseidon, against god of the underworld, Hades. Zeus versus Poseidon versus Hades is the fifteenth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirtieth battle overall.
